hey mr. tambourine man, keep taking downers till you fall asleep
nothing is as bad as it seems, and history will be kind

if the thoughts go too far, watch a quilting show on pbs
or the food network - remember, this whole game was your idea
you can take your ball and go home anytime - it's allowed

there are many books to read, and there is no future
the valley is full of dippy hippies, and you got no prob with that
maybe one day you'll even turn back to pot

but until then, man, perform maintenance
there's work to be done, and work is good
playing is too difficult, yeah?

you needn't be a monk
but you gotta change
everyone's gotta
whether you wanna or not
so just step into the river
it will take you somewhere else, hey