5/15/10

this belt situation is so retarded, it's paranormal - what is this thing, a mobius strip? who designed it, space elves? ah god, and the damn thing is too loose anyway - i guess i'll go with the usb midi cable - oh usb midi cable - people may scoff at you, because you're a usb midi cable - but i'm not trying to impress nobody - least of all, those that would stare at my crotch area
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1 comment:

chels said...

This is the best blog entry I have ever read, anywhere, ever.

15 May 2010 at 15:40

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