a credible hectrizm

the longest dance craze ever

ended when Mr. Overbee fell on one knee

and proposed mortgage to society

and that's a tragedy, but hey everybody

it's me again, dressed up like achilles

silly mythology for all, accessible as trojans to university pussy fans

for old times' sake, disrupt a chronic wake

with an unseasonably zesty HECTRIZM

its an unreasonable chizm in a rational twirl

more indecent than orgasm, on the whole

its an irrational chazm in your bilateral chizm

and a spasmodic prism besides

the train's still available, to spin spain'll

if you'll ever want'll that plagelistic plain

just don't complain if you get searched for plagiarized bagels

some people get grabby with perceived intellectual property

even when it gets edible, at times like these

so do the hectrizm, it ain't that hard

you just twist twenty-two staggers to the right, or left, whichever is closest

and keep on twisting til your m=f/a

and then you shotput your body to escape the earth's velocity

that'll do it, then do it again!

it's a credible hectizm, i'd believe